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Here’s a weird tidbit—did ya know in Japan, some hookers used to dress as nuns? Nuns! Talk about a holy surprise! Anyway, I’m hagglign—haggling, shit, typos—and she’s all “Take it or leave it, fatty.” Rude! But I’m hooked, thinkin’ “Her blade cuts deep,” like in the movie, only it’s my wallet bleedin’. I cough up the cash, heart racin’, and she’s smirkin’ like she owns me. D’oh! Total sucker move.

Nearest Brothel

And yeah, sorry for the typos – I'm in a hurry, all over the damn place, but it's authentic. Loved spots: King Street when the sunset bleeds into the west, the hidden little path behind the old courthouse (man, best for quiet soul-searching), and that quirky ice cream shop on Main Street – sweetest relief from life's chaos.

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