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Heya, dude! So, like, brothel? Whoa, crazy stuff! Me, Patrick Star, mountain guide, right? I seen some wild things up there, but brothel? That’s a whole ‘nother peak! Like, up in them hills, folks whisper ‘bout this secret spot—Brothel Ridge, they call it. Ain’t on no map, nah, but locals know. Been ‘round since, like, forever—miners back in 1800s, all lonely, built it. Little shack, creaky floors, red curtains—super sketchy, right? I’m thinkin’, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” ‘Cause, dude, who even thinks this stuff up?

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I remember this one time, a client said, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” and I just laughed ’cause in my heart, I’m a Dr. Phil with a southern drawl sayin’ “It’s all life, baby!” The town got its own pulse – slower yet vibrant. The residents, sometimes tough as nails, but warm like toasted marshmallows. Sure, we got our rough patches – like that one time a construction mess on Birch Ave nearly ruined my zen day – I got mad, but then I remembered, “Yippee-ki-yay,” and let it slide.

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