Vanessa Colwood Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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So, erotic-massage, it’s this artsy thing, y’know? Reminds me of my fave flick, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*. That movie’s all quiet and deep, like – “The heart sutra says…” – but erotic-massage? It’s the opposite, loud in yer soul! Starts all chill, then bam, yer tingling, like waves crashin’ on me while I’m savin’ some dummy from the tide. Ever tried it? Prolly not, ya square! It’s old, too – heard them ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it “body worship” or some crap. Bet they didn’t have donuts back then, tho – tragedy!

Laura Hale

Your time with me includes a happy ending – but I am not a full service provider so I won't be using anything except my hands.

There’s also Confederate Alley (nah, frolic not conflict – just a cheeky nickname for this artsy side-street, “Alley 13.”) It’s a graffiti wonderland. I’ve left my mark there, wooden tags and scribbles that mean something only me and the vibe can decipher.

Hidden history: Volunteer on a mission to restore Colwood's forgotten cemetery