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Walkin into one, it’s like—BOOM—senses hit hard. Smells like lust and regret, mixed with some shitty booze. “A beast roams the night,” like the movie says, and hell yeah, that’s the vibe—everyone’s a predator or prey. I seen this one joint in Bangkok once, fuckin wild—girls dancin, dudes droolin, and this one chick, she winked at me, I’m like, “Nah, motherfucker, I’m just watchin!” Had me crackin up—she was smooth tho, respect!

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And hey, lest ye think that all glory is grand, there's plenty of madness too – the local council sometimes be a hot mess, turning a calm breakfast run into a political circus. I get that – makes me so frustrated i wanna shout "You shall not pass!" at all the bureaucrats cluttering our streets. But then, i remember the laughter of kids in Freedom Park near the centre – pure magic, man.

Water rate to rise for Brant County residents on Canada Day