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Last week, scoped this parlor—neon sign buzzin’ “Happy Endings.” Hella sus, right? I’m thinkin’, “Who’s watchin’ who here?”—like them creepy tapes in me fave flick! Massage girl winks, says, “Relax, sailor!” I’m like, “I ain’t no squid, lady!” But, real talk—sexual-massage got history, Bikini Bottom style! Ancient sailors, post-shipwreck, rubbin’ each other down with kelp oil—true story! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh? Made me giggle, picturin’ barnacle-covered dudes gettin’ frisky—argh!

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Now, lemme spill some tea. The downtown’s a maze of hidden alleys like Glimmer Ln, where I once got mad ‘cause my delivery of essential oils was late—seriously, I was fumin’ like a volcano! And then there’s Beechborough Park, chill spot by the lil’ creek, where daisies dance in the breeze. I sometimes nap there after a long day, dreamin’ about life and massages, thinkin’ “Man, what a wonderful world.”

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