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About Ottawa

I’m thinkin’, this thing’s volatile—like Furiosa haulin’ ass from Immortan Joe. One day it’s up, next it’s bleedin’ red. “Mediocre!” I scream at my screen when it tanks. Surprised me how many sickos buy in—guess lonely dudes keep it floatin’. Fun fact: they tried a VR brothel app—total flop, servers fried from overuse! *gigglesnort* Oh, and the SEC? Sniffin’ around ‘em like war boys on guzzoline. Could be toast soon.

A grizzly bear kills 2 people in Canada's Banff National Park

Before the skate park and businesses, Billings' Southside was filled with bars, brothels and even a Chinatown. We'll wander the remnants of these.

Now, here’s a cool tidbit: Ever heard of Vermilion Lakes? Yeah, it's right by the park near Banff National Park boundaries, shimmering like a secret treasure. I fumbled a couple of times on the gravel paths there, but each misstep made me laugh. I've got these bizarre memories of sprinting with my pleasure coach bag flapping, thinking, “I am your father—order my pace!” Catch my drift?

Ski stars get busy at Bozocup in Banff