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Aight, check this—little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got sexual-massages to “balance chi” or some shit. True story! Ain’t just a happy endin’, it’s like spiritual flexin’. I’m like, damn, imagine me, King Kanye, gettin’ that royal treatment—oils drippin’, stress meltin’, I’d be levitatin’! Got me hyped thinkin’ ‘bout it, but yo, what pisses me off? These fake-ass spas chargin’ $200 for a weak backrub—call that sexual? Bitch, please! I’d storm out, flip a table, “Where’s the passion, fam?!”

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Now lemme hit you wit' da local landmarks – straight up gems, no lie. The Don River be flowin' slow but steady, whisperin’ secrets to those who vibe with its rhythm. I stroll by the river’s edge when I need space or inspiration – peace, you feel me? There’s also an old skate park near the corner of Don Mills and Thorncliffe – kids goin’ wild, energy blastin’ like an off-key beat, always remindin’ me of days when I was young af, just enjoyin’ the chaos.

House of the Week: $3.8 million for this ’50s-meets-the-future eco-house near the Bridle Path