Lauren Alma Whore ❤️

About Vancouver

So, picture this: I’m haulin’ cargo cross-country, right? Got deadlines tighter than a nun’s—well, ya know. Then some slick-talkin’ wholesaler—total whore—tries to overcharge me for pallets. Says, “Supply chain’s a mess, pal.” Bullshit! I’m like, “Don’t gimme that noise—I disarm bombs for a livin’!” Okay, not bombs, but paperwork that’d blow yer mind. Made me so mad I nearly flipped my desk—woulda been epic, Beetlejuice-style chaos!

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I'm on S2E4 and I absolutely cannot stand Alma Garrett. Her character is so bland and predictable that I've started fast-forwarding all of her scenes and I don't think I've missed .

I’ve seen Alma change over the years. New art murals pop up on Grayson Blvd, new cafes on Elm St, and the vibe is gettin' all artsy and free. People are a bit loony sometimes (ya know, like me when I see a sprinkle of extra sunshine on a gloomy day), but that's life! I get super emotional, thinkin’ about how each corner holds a story. Some days I even tear up—nah, not in public though, haha!

Celebrating Cinco de Mayo with Alma de la Luna