Megan Aldergrove Whore ❤️

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Argh! I’m ready! Hella hyped, mates! So, like, I’m SpongeBob, right? Bikini Bottom’s wildest machinist! Today, I’m yappin’ bout whores—yep, them sneaky ones! Not judgin’, just vibin’! My fave flick’s “Shame”—holy barnacles, it’s dark! Steve McQueen, 2011, total mind-blower! This dude Brandon, he’s a sex-crazed mess—kinda like Patrick on a jellyfish bender! “I find you disgusting,” his sis Sissy says, and I’m like, “Oof, same, girl!” Whores in that movie? Subtle, but everywhere! Brandon’s chasin’ tail 24/7, drownin’ in it!

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You don't have to get up early in the morning or wait around for long periods of time. You get paid in a matter of minutes. Women To Fuck Now. Aldergrove BC.

I chill at Aldergrove Community Hall, where locals vibe hard, and yo, the vibes at the park near Aldergrove Community Centre got me pumped every time. There’s a spot near that 200th St park I call my secret haven. I used to sit there, thinkin’, “This is where we tell our stories,” just like in that movie, Stories We Tell – raw and real.

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