Elise Smarhon Whore ❤️

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Tell ya what tho, she’s a right laugh sometimes – sarky as hell, called me “Mr Motivator” last week, nearly spat me coffee out! I was fumin’ at first, but then I thought, “Nah, she’s got a point, I’m the glue round here.” Bit of a love-hate thing, me and Whore. Reckon if Fincher met her, he’d cast her as the killer, cos she’s got that sneaky vibe – “I can’t tell if it’s real or not!” mate, she’s a riddle wrapped in a tight blouse, and I’m over here like, “Right, back to work, you lot!” Cringey? Me? Never! Whore’s the real star, innit, keeps this office buzzin’, for better or worse!

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I gotta drop some fun li'l nuggets – my fave spot is the back alley of Central Market. Weird? Maybe. But it's charming AF – smells, shouts, even a stray saxophonist jammin' outside. I can get super introspective there. It always hits me: "If words were free, man, they'd cascade like a melody."

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