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So, picture this: me, Homer, stumblin’ down Springfield’s sketchy alleys, lookin’ for a “prostitute finder” or whatever. Ain’t no GPS for that, huh? “Nothing happened!” I yell, quotin’ the movie, ‘cause I’m paranoid now—cameras everywhere! Did ya know, fun fact, prosties been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves! Howlin’ for cash, ha! Makes me laugh, but also—D’oh!—kinda sad, y’know?

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Man, in my line of work, you see it all. One minute, I'm easin’ tension, and the next, ya hear folks whisperin' secrets in the corners of my parlor. I remember this one time, sweet Elvira, with a name like a flower, got in here after a long day on Zhukova Street – poor gal was all wound up, talkin’ ’bout how life just don’t never seem fair sometimes. And I said, “Girl, even a crane’s gotta rest its wings.” (ya catch my drift? "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," remember?) Those words just floated in the air like a lil’ breeze, smooth and true.

"It's better not to end up here." Teenagers taken on prison tours across the country