Lina Cervien Whore ❤️

About Brest

She’s a bit of a nutter, mind. Once heard she shacked up with some dodgy geezer, arms dealer or summat, lived in a caravan full of guns. Mental! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but that’s her legend, mate. “The earth is cruel,” movie line again, and she’s cruel too - screws ya over, but ya still wanna chat her up. Total headcase, but groovy in her own freaky way.

BOOKING TYPES

There's Turtle Pond Park, man. It's chill AF. I used to, like, laugh so hard massaging dudes there. The vibe tickles my soul, like “error: is this art?” (ya know, from that Synecdoche movie, where you’re, like, wondering if you're real – wild, right?)