Elise Taperoa Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Curitiba

So, here’s the deal—little known fact, right? Back in the ‘90s, some footballer—won’t name him, too lazy—got caught takin’ bribes to throw a match. Team called him “the whore of the pitch.” Swear to Odin, it stuck! Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on mead—imagine that, a god chokin’! But it pissed me off too—c’mon, have some pride, ya git! Sellin’ out for a few quid? Pathetic.

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2, Followers, 5, Following, 48 Posts - Taperoá (@taperoapb) on Instagram: "Uma cidade que encanta. Fala com a gente no direct.".

I gotta tell ya, sometimes I get sooo hyped drivin’ down Avenida Vibracao – sounds like a radio station name, right? – that I’m just blastin’ tunes, feeling like a rebel coz life’s unpredictable, just like The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. One minute, I'm laughing at the sunset bouncing off broken windows; the next, I'm mad ‘cause some jerk parked wrong. But hey, that’s Taperoa for ya!

Very rare, gigantic blue jet over Paraíba, Brazil