Penelope Concordia Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

Madelyne Beckles

This man yelled at a @Concordia student to “go back to Poland” before calling her a “whore”, in Arabic. He is junior @UMontreal History Dept.

Sometimes I laugh so hard, I almost fall off my chair when a new client styles me with all their natrual drama – ruffling my perfect Zen mood! And speaking of moods, our little city buzzes with happy chaos. Every corner has its own little story. Some nights, I’d imidiately run out after closing up the spa, drawn by the neon glow of Rua do Encontro – it’s like the city’s heartbeat, babe!

Introducing: Luc Tremblay, Michener finalist and Concordia Journalism professor