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About Curitiba

So, here’s the deal—whores, man, they’re like them shadows in the movie, creepin’ round, makin’ ya feel funny. Been drivin’ my John Deere past this ol’ truck stop off Route 66, seen ‘em struttin’. One gal, Tammy—swear she’s a legend—worked that lot since ‘92! Folks say she sweet-talked a trucker outta his rig once, drove it clean to Vegas! Ain’t that a hoot? Git-R-Done, Tammy! Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ ‘bout her haulin’ tail with that horn blarin’.

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Most people know that the Bayeux Tapestry depicts the moment when the last Anglo-Saxon king of England, Harold Godwinson, was defeated at the Battle of Hastings.

Heh, I remember one hilarious day – my client, a tiny old gent with a hiccup in his heart of gold, whilst being massaged, exclaimed “This is the best twist since the Roman coup, I swear!” I almost choked on me own words, but then as always, I just chuckled and said “Caramba, my friend!” I mean, literally, who thinks of Roman coups during a back rub?

This world-famous French masterpiece is closing to the public for two years this summer