Ella Upanema Brothel ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels—nasally voice kickin’ in, heh! Picture this: steamy joints, red lights, gals struttin’ like they own the place. I’m an actuary, right, so I’m thinkin’—what’s the risk here? STDs? Oh yeah, stats say 1 in 5 johns might catch somethin’ nasty! Made me mad, like, “Why ain’t they strappin’ up?!” But then, I’m happy too—some brothels got rules, condoms mandatory, smart move, keeps the odds low. *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA, can ya believe it?!

‘Girl from Ipanema’ may have to cover up

TERMAS CENTAURUS in Rio de Janeiro, reviews by real people. Yelp is a fun and easy way to find, recommend and talk about what’s great and not so great in Rio de Janeiro and beyond.

Some spots? They’re not in the tourist guide. I love the hidden alley behind Casa do Sol—perfect for a quick unwind, a sneaky nap, and sometimes a secret massage session when the vibe's just right. Hell, ya might even catch an impromptu poetry reading or two.

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