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About Sao Paulo

What pisses me off? These holier-than-thou jerks judgin’ her! Like, dude, you’re payin’ her rent, shut yer trap! I’m happy ‘cause she’s outsmartin’ everyone—makes me laugh my ass off! Surprised me too, ‘cause get this: back in the 1800s, some prostitutes ran whole towns! Little known fact, bitches—they were the real bosses, pullin’ strings like Jordan Belfort with his scams! “You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing!”—they fed the town, kept it alive, y’see?

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Once at Paraisópolis, a resident guide + your private guide will begin the tour with informative commentary about the history of the Paraisópolis.

Ohhh, but lemme tell ya, my personal fav is the old mural on Rua Alegria—dude, it's epic. With bold splashes of color, it whispers stories of struggle and triumph, kinda like Nemo fighting against the current. And yes, the local market is a mess of stalls and whispers, a treasure trove for anyone searching for little wonders, just like us little fishes on a great big reef.

Far from catwalk, Brazilian favela dreams of fashion