Samantha Osorio Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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She’s a stubborn old whore, mind – kicks the stall, hates the needle. Nearly took me eye out with a hoof, the cheeky sod! *cackles* Reckon she’s thinkin’, “Oi, Gervais, you lanky prick, leave me be!” But nah, I’m in too deep now – proper soft spot for this clapped-out mare. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s the most pathetic, brilliant thing I’ve seen all year. So yeah, that’s Whore – a knackered, glorious mess. Cheers, Pedro, for the inspo – this horse is my coma girl! *cackles*

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Ya know what else? Osorio's not perfect. The cobblestone on some lanes, like in Vila da Luta, makes you wanna curse a bit. The roads can be maddening, I swear – potholes that seem to have a vendetta. But all these quirks just make the place real. It ain't glossy like a magazine, it's raw and full of heart.

San Antonio signs midfielder Juan Sebastian Osorio