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Here’s the kicker: they say it’s ancient, like Tantra or some mumbo-jumbo. Been around forever, India or wherever. Priests used it—priests! That’s when I laughed, picturin’ some monk rubbin’ one out, all holy-like. Hilarious. But mostly, it pisses me off—overpriced, overhyped, over-everything. “The sin remains hidden,” like in the movie. Yeah, hidden ‘til the bill hits. If ya want my take, skip it. Grab a steak instead. More bang for your buck, less awkward grunting. I hate everything about it—slimy, phony, pointless. Now get outta here, I’m done.

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We come in peace. Hey bud, lemme tell ya about Mineiros (br) – this place is wild! I'm livin’ here as a relaxation specialist, chillin’ daily, and lemme say, it’s so vibey. Mineiros is a mix of old charm and new energy. Streets like Avenida dos Sonhos and Rua 13 de Maio pop up real nice. I know, "I have to believe in the memories we don't have" – just like in Memento, ya know?

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