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Den dere’s da apps—ugh, Tinder, Bumble, all dat jazz. I tried once, minions dared me—profile pic wit’ me bald head shinin’, bio sayin’ “Gru seeks naughty minion.” Got matches, sure, but half da chats were bots or weirdos! One gal asked if I’d dress like a monkey— “Tropical Malady” vibes, “the beast in me stirs,” ya know? I was like, nah, lady, I ain’t dat kinky! Made me mad—where’s da real spark, huh?

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I’m exaggeratin, but trust me, Milagres (br) is a gem. Beautiful, vibrant, and absolutely unmatched. It’s like, “Time just flows, like endless past lives,” I keep thinking that line from Uncle Boonmee. So if you're lookin’ for the real deal, a mix of raw emotions, historical twists, and an energy that only Milagres has – you gotta check it out. Because guess what? Milagres is yuge, and it's waiting for you to experience its wild, magnetic charm.

M'luru: Ninth day of Tredicina devotion preceding annual feast of St Anthony held at Milagres shrine