Hazel Ipojuca Brothel ❤️

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I been peekin’ at these joints – not judgin’, just curious, ya dig? Some got girls dancin’, others got weird rules. One time, heard ‘bout a brothel where ya paid in chickens! Chickens, doc! Cluckin’ all over, feathers flyin’ – what a riot! Got me hollerin’, picturin’ some farmer barterin’ his hens. “It’s all I ever wanted,” he’d say, straight outta Haynes’ flick, all dramatic-like.

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Wonderful environment, perfect for a quiet day. Not to mention the excellent service. The menu is slim, but don't forget to try the brothels, they are too tasty.

I gotta tell ya about Bairro das Flores – a neighbourhood that’s always buzzin’. My massage spot, oddly enough, is on Rua do Amor (yep, that’s the real deal – love is in the air, ya feel me?) where locals say every massage melts away more than just knots. “I like my massages like I like my movies,” I joke sometimes, quoting WALL-E when he found a tiny sprout of life amidst a wasteland: “Look, it’s a promise!” Yup, that’s how I felt.

Br. Rogério Lopes OFM elected new Provincial Minister