Anna Concordia Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Little known fact — back in the 1800s, prostitutes used red lanterns to signal they’re open for biz. Ain’t that wild? Bet Jesse’d tip his hat to that! So, I’m chattin her up, tryna be smooth, but my tongue’s all tangled — ribbit ribbit, ya know? She’s like, “What’s a frog want anyway?” I’m thinkin, “Companionship, duh!” Made me mad tho — why’s she judgin me? I’m Kermit, dammit! Happier than a pig in mud when she finally smiled, tho — real pretty, suprised me!

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Track Lindsay's trail by heading northwest, to the area marked with a green circle on the map - the Magister and two other NPCs can be found in a small cave.

Trust me, sweetheart, you’ll fall in love with every quirky, twisted, and bright moment here. So pack your bags and get ready to embrace the magic and madness, just like in that Moonrise Kingdom flick. And oh, by the way – my luvly Concordia is waiting for ya, ready to wrap you in its wild, unexpected hug! Toodles!

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