Valentina Conchal Whore ❤️

About Recife

This gal, let’s call her Tammy – total slutbag, no shade! She’s out there, struttin’, got legs for days, and I’m like, *yas queen*, but also, *girl, why?* Reminds me of that scene – “Love is smiling through all things” – ‘cept Tammy’s love’s more like a sloppy BJ in a back alley, lol. I’m cackling thinkin’ bout it – she once banged a dude in a porta-potty at a festival. A PORTA-POTTY! Who does that? Tammy, that’s who – filthy and fearless, my kinda mess.

What the Weather is Like in Conchal

Playa Conchal is not a very long beach and it's set in a curved harbor. The water is very clear and the entire beach is made of sea shells which is beautiful. There are many people on the beach .

Sometimes, I get pissed off by the noise on Rua do Caos – people rushin’ and blarin’ music, not letting you savor a calm thought. But then you take a deep breath and remember: “An idea is like a dream!” and just laugh about it.

At this all-inclusive Costa Rica eco resort, the howler monkeys are included