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My precious! Erotic-massage, yesss, so slipp’ry, so fine! Me thinks it’s like, woah, touchin’ heaven, innit? Hands all oiled up, slidin’ like sneaky hobbitses. Watched “Yi Yi” once—calm vibes, family mess, real shit. Reminds me, erotic-massage ain’t just sexy time, nah! It’s old, like ancient—Egyptians did it, mates! Pharoahs gettin’ rubbed down, fancy oils, wild, eh?

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Also, if you fancy a dash of nature, check out the tiny river Bayeux running by la Petite Forêt – it’s perfect spot for a slow wander when the day's been long and your mind feels, oh, fantastically free like nodejs streaming on a lazy afternoon. And my personal fav? A run-down bench near the bridge on rue Bagarre – sound odd, but it’s where I’ve had my best "aha!" moments with clients, where the spirit of Carlos vibes through the air with allure and mystery, “Liberté, égalité, fraternité... and a pinch of irony!”

“I counted the penises in the Bayeux Tapestry and I have no regrets”: what one Oxford professor found when he studied the rudest bits of the embroidery