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About Rio de Janeiro

Sex-dating’s a gamble, man. You might get laid, might get catfished by a dude named Carl. Funniest shit? Guy in Ohio got stood up, left a note: “Enjoy the pizza, jerk.” Savage. I’d do that, but with pie—let ‘em choke on my crust. I hate the games, the ghostin’. One chick unmatched me mid-chat—rude as hell. Thought, “Good riddance, I got flour to sift.”

Shae the Whore Pt. 2

Assis Toi: You say whore's eggs, I say uni. The first time I tasted it, I didn't understand it. Food should not melt like this in my mouth. It's.

Srsly, if u come, check out the night markets at Largo da Noite. Crazy stalls, street tunes, deep convos under neon lights. And eh, don't worry if you get lost in its alleys—it's all part of the maze, like emotions all twisty-turny.

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