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Oh, and—funny story—buddy o’ mine went, fell asleep, drooled everywhere. Masseuse was like, “Sir, you alive?” He’s all, “Yup, just in heaven!” Cracked me up. Sarcasm time: yeah, ‘cause droolin’s *so* sexy. Still, erotic-massage ain’t just naughty—it’s healin’, if ya find the right spot. Like *Moolaadé*—‘protection’s what matters.’ So, go get rubbed, y’all—don’t be a dang fool!

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I been in this biz long enough. Noticed small flaws – messy gutters on Avenida Solta sometimes bug me, but they give the street its charm too, ya know? Hehe, gotta laugh at the quirks. OMG, so many underrated gems here, gotta tell ya. My mind’s race when I see unexpected meet-ups, like crazy serendipity – sorta like Dogville’s twisty vibe – “So long as you believe” kinda line, crushin’ it with irony and hope.

Sheldon of Los Altos physically closed, but still open for business