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Personal quirk? I’d rather do it myself—control freak, me. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill for a massage that’s half as good as Korine’s chaos on screen. Little story—knew a guy, swore his “erotic” sesh ended with him cryin’. Not tears of joy, mind you—dude pulled a muscle. Hilarious, yet sad. That’s erotic-massage for ya—high stakes, sloppy execution. “Spring break forever,” my ass—more like “sprain break forever.” Still, I’m hooked on the idea. Wild, messy, human. Just don’t lie to me ‘bout it, or I’m out.

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Couple Erotic Massage is a specialized massage experience designed for couples who want to enhance their intimacy and connection.

You see, as a family psychologist, I notice all the little exchanges – kids giggling as mom and dad argue or just chillin' together. I always tell 'em, "Ohhh, the beautyy of shared moments, just like in ‘The Gleaners and I’! You gotta soak in those vibes!" Remember that quote from Agnès Varda, "Your time is limited; don't waste it living someone else's life!"? That totally pumps me up every day here!

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