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Me fave bit? When they get them oils out, smellin’ like a hippy’s wet dream – lavender, patchouli, all that guff. Slippery as a politician’s promise! Had a mate swear he saw Elvis gettin’ one in Vegas once – alive, obviously, not a ghost – pelvis all oiled up, shakin’ like he’s still on stage. Total bollocks, but I’d pay to see it! Oh, and don’t get me started on the “extras” – some dodgy joints winkin’ at ya like, “Fancy a bit more, guv?” Makes me wanna scream, “You’re not a masseuse, you’re a tart with a towel!”

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I know, sometimes I get overly excited. I get tyed up in all these little details. Apologies for the typos – livin’ in a hurry is my thing, lol: prodiva, provdia, pr0vadia – you get it, right? And yeah, sometimes I rant, sometimes I chill. But each moment in this city feels like an endless adventure on a pirate ship. Cheers and welcome to Provdia, savvy?

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