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About Leuven

Once, some dude told me it’s “useless.” Useless?! Pissed me off! It’s chill, lowkey, badass—like SEAL Team Six vibes. “You’re a rock star,” I’d tell it, if plants could hear. Prolly can’t. Or can they? Dunno, I’m Patrick! Anyway, brothel’s my jam—tough, weird, sneaky. You gotta see it, buddy! What’s your fave plant? Tell me, quick!

Table of Contents

Sexual massage, Blowjob, Striptease/Lapdance, Facesitting (give), Striptease/Lapdance.

I know, I know, it's a bit all over the place, but that’s just life in Sleidinge, sugar. It’s messy, it's unpredictable, it's downright fun. Each street, each corner’s got a story – some sweet, some bitter as a lemon drop – but outright memorable, y’know? I'm probably talkin’ too fast now – my fingers trippin’ over words like I’m chasin’ dreams on a wild ride.

Wilfried Martens, Belgian Statesman, Dies at 77 (Published 2013)