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About Bruges

Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’ thru your soul, talkin’ ‘bout this wild economic beast called “whore.” Ain’t talkin’ no ladies of the night, nah, I mean W-H-O-R-E, some acronym I just made up—Worldwide Hyper-Organized Resource Economy. Yeah, I’m riffin’ here, bear with me, it’s gonna get juicy. Picture this: markets hummin’ like a sweet lullaby, goods flowin’ cross borders faster than a preacher runnin’ from temptation. I see it all, wise ol’ eyes catchin’ shit others miss—like how this WHORE got us hooked, tradin’ everything from bananas to bitcoin like it’s a damn Pedro Almodóvar flick.

~ Luxe Gentlemen's Striptease Club

Sexual massage, Cum on body, Facesitting (give), Tantric massage, Facesitting (give).

Look, Harelbeke got these neighborhoods full of sputtering life. Marode Houses? Nah, scratch that, it's De Melkerij. Odd name, ain't it? Reminds me of a time I got mad when a local butcher ruined my peace by playing stunted rock—annoying, really. I turned on my heel, muttering, "I coulda been a contender!" And yeah, I may have yelled at a pigeon once. You're welcome for that moment of genius.

Team Sky’s Geraint Thomas becomes first Briton to win E3 Harelbeke