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About Ghent

But sex-dating’s got its dark bits—dodgy geezers catfishing, lassies promisin’ the world then nickin’ your wallet. “Everything’s fine, nothing happened”—another *Headless Woman* gem, yeah? Denial’s the name of the game! Pisses me off, that—folk takin’ the mick. Had a mate who shagged a “model”—turned out she was 50, not 25. He was gutted, I was creasin’—“Age is just a number, pal, but so’s prison time!”

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Oh, and did I mention the quirkiest little spot? In a hole-in-the-wall café near the river, where the barista calls you by your screen name if you’ve been there long enough—gives ya that "tale of a thousand typos" vibe, ya know? (Sorry, my fingers got a bit too excited: typos aplenty like thsi, reeally, reallly, typos, errs everywhere!)

Some 300 Beetles paraded in Brussels