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Exaggeratin’ for a sec: one time, I swear, this whore I met had a pet iguana named Jesus—fuckin’ Jesus! Took it everywhere, pimpin’ with a lizard on her shoulder. Cracked me up, man! True story—well, maybe, who gives a shit? Point is, whores got personality, motherfucker! They ain’t just pussy on legs.

Provocative whore Dixon Mason gets her tits tied up and stretched to the sides

Michelle Dison is a recurring character on Saturday Night Live played by Kristen Wiig. She is a seemingly normal female reporter who, very strangely, falls in love with many of the women .

Hey buddy, so lemme tell ya 'bout Dison (be)! D’oh! This place is totally rad, like, mmm… donuts good! So, I'm a sexologist here and I've seen all the love shenanigans, ya know? I walk around Rue du Bonheur – it's quirky, with cute cafes and a vibe so awesome, man! One minute you're laughin' with your pals, the next you're seein’ a steamy date outside Place de l’Amour.

Levy County Arrests 10/17-10/23