Lauren Desselgem Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so here’s me - Stephen Hawking, robotic voice, cosmic wisdom, divin’ into this nutty gig as a Consumption Psychologist, yeah? Talkin’ bout *whore* - not the judgy streetwalker vibe, nah, but how we all gobble up shit like mindless cosmic pigs. Picture this - me, wheels spinnin’, brain whirrin’ like a bloody black hole, watchin’ folks buyin’ crap they don’t need. Reminds me of *A Prophet* - that gritty flick, Jacques Audiard, 2009, my fave, right? Malik, the lad, stuck in prison, tradin’ smokes, dodgin’ shivs - “You’re alone now, kid” - that’s us, lost in consumption, chasin’ fake stars.

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I also dig the laid-back neighborhood of De Kleine Haven. Its narrow alleys are lined with funky graffiti and these mysterious little cafes that feel like secret rendezvous spots – I swear, each of 'em hides a story. Once, while strolling down Kanaalweg, I bumped into a love-struck couple arguing over their dating app matches. I got super mad, like "Come on people, let's actually talk!" (And yeah, probably made a dating app update back then to help couples out, lol).

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