Ella Bertem Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Brussels

Movie’s got this vibe—“Did you see it move?”—and I’m thinkin’, yeah, I saw the curtains twitch, prob’ly some perv sneakin’ a peek. Creepy, but hilarious—dude’s payin’ to hide! I’d bust in, yellin’, “Get a job, hippie!” Oh, and the beds? Squeaky as fuck, like a bad suspension—fix that shit, ya amateurs! Made me laugh, tho—imaginin’ ‘em bouncin’ while I’m wrenchin’ a tire next door.

Bertem brothel: “People kept ringing at the wrong door”

FKK Artemis is a perfectly styled saunaclub. One of the most beautiful and largest wellness brothel establishments in berlin.

Down by the river – the Slyver – things get surreal, dude. The river’s twisty, flowin’ through the city like a lifeline. There are these tiny bridges, each with its own vibe. I spent a chill night there, debugging my new dating app update, thinkin’ "They're on to us, boy" – kinda spy-ish, like Bigelow’s masterpiece. It makes me happy in a weird way cluttered with frustration and awe.

Drunken man falls asleep while driving on Flemish Brabant motorway: “He was three times over the limit”