Ella Ambleve Whore ❤️❤️

About Brussels

Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

On The Map

English: See category:Amel for the Belgian municipality. Français: Voir category:Amel pour la commune belge d'Amblève. Nederlands: Zie de categorie Amel voor de Belgische gemeente. .

Oh, and check dis – there’s a secret mural in Backside Bend. Only locals know ’bout it – painted by some outta town rebel. I nearly got mugged there one rainy night, proper scary-sweet, but ended up lovin’ every ting ‘cause it’s raw art, ya dig? I even got a meme about it – “Yo, that mural be real!”

'The Battle of the Bulge' was so Historically Inaccurate, That President Eisenhower Came Out of Retirement & Held a Press Conference Just to Denounce the Film.