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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, pre-internet, guys’d just wander, lookin’ all sketchy. Now? It’s all apps and coded ads—pretty, pretty sneaky! I read once, get this, in 1800s London, they had “prostitute directories”—actual books! Like Yelp for hookers! Blows my mind, but also—kinda genius? I’d be happy sellin’ those guys insurance—steady gig, right? But today, it’s all hush-hush, “mysterious tapes in the mail” energy, like Haneke’s film. “You ordered this, didn’t you?!” I’d yell at some client, paranoid as hell.

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Oh, by the by, I gotta confess: my fav spot? That secret little nook along the Zenne-runnin (oops, misnamed? Nah, joke’s on me!) near the town’s edge. I used to sit there, contemplatin’ life, drinkin’ cheap brew, thinkin’ “Time doth slip thou like sand, eek!” Not many folk know ‘bout it, but it be my safe haven, my soul’s escape.

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