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About Brussels

Lemme tell ya, I’m no expert, but I’ve heard stories—wild ones! Didja know in Amsterdam they got these window girls? Like a damn human vending machine! You walk by, they tap the glass, and you’re like, “Uh, pretty, pretty good selection!” But here’s the kicker—some dude in the ‘90s, true story, got so nervous he paid double just to talk about his stamp collection. Freakin’ stamps! I’d be pissed if I shelled out cash and got philately instead of—y’know—*the thing*. Makes me laugh, though—imagine me, sittin’ there, rantin’ about my ex-wife while she’s countin’ the clock. “Time’s money, Larry!” she’d say. Hilarious!

Manila Red Light Districts Map

Okay, so first off, Zellik got these narrow streets like Paprikastraat – oh man, I used to stroll there when feelin’ down, watchin’ people hustle in their own weird style. The vibe here is raw, a bit messy, fun and kinda wild sometimes. Then there's Molenlaan – not to be confused with any boring pain in the butt street – but it's where I discovered my fav little café that’s got the BEST waffles ever, always makin’ me feel “I feel like I'm running a race?” (ya know, like in that movie!) Very yes!

Leideman brothers (Hardenberg, NL) win 1st Asse-Zellik against 11,745 pigeons