Lauren Zedelgem Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t glorifyin it—sometimes it’s grim, proper *lacrimosa*, tears and all. But there’s charm too, like in *Her*, where love’s messy, weird, and bloody brilliant. Whores, they’re the heartbeat of the streets, mate—rough, real, and a bit bonkers. Like me, ramblin on, spillin tea everywhere—oops, typo, meant teA! Reckon they’d laugh at me, fumblin Boris, tryna chat em up. “You’re my favorite person,” I’d say, quotin *Her*, then trip over me own feet—classic!

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I always chuckle remembering that absurd moment near the old bakery on Veldstraat—yum, pastries everywhere! Yeah, sometimes I just get so mad about how the locals shout at pigeons—they're all cheeky, bonkers birds, I swear. And then, I just repeat in my head, “One million dollars,” like Dr. Evil, and it's all a hoot.

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