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About Bruges

Dunno, mate—gets me rantin’. Love the slow tease, hate rushed jobs. Ever tried it? Hands lingerin’, breath catchin’—fuckin’ A! Exaggeratin’ maybe, but feels like eternity stretchin’. “You can’t fake it,” like Jasper says. Gotta mean it, or it’s bollocks. Sarcasm time: yeah, “massage,” wink-wink. Nah, real talk—it’s dope. Cosmic wisdom approves. Try it, mate—report back!

Maison du Massage, your wellness space in Woluwe

Our priority goal is to maintain best quality of the services and to keep hygienic environment which make you feel comfortable and relax.

Oi, listen up ya muppet! I'm here in bloody Woluwe-Saint-Lambert, and lemme tell ya, it's a mixed bag of hidden gems and total rubbish spots – all at once! This ain't your average boring suburb – it's wild, unpredictable, sort of like that friggin' movie, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. "Your mind is like this water. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see." Except sometimes I wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” 'cause some streets are a damn maze!

Elderly man hospitalised for CO poisoning in Woluwe-Saint-Lambert