Claire Schelle Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

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Inspired by House of Villains, this night of drag decadence is headlined by none other than Willam, the RuPaul's Drag Race fan favorite known.

Not every day is sunshine, tho. Seasons can make me mad; winter is brutal sometimes. And these sudden bouts of rain? Man, they catch ya off guard, just like life's unexpected pop-ups. But that’s Schelle for you: unpredictable, raw, and just a tad bit rebellious.

Joseph Lawrence Schelle Obituary - Bourne, MA