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About Ghent

Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating apps spike on Valentine’s? Yeah, lonely hearts get desperate, it’s hilarious! I was on there once, scrollin’, and this chick’s like, “DTF, no strings.” Straight up! I’m thinkin’, “Bloody hell, love, at least buy me dinner first!” Got me mad, tho—where’s the chase, the thrill? Everyone’s so damn lazy now. Back in my day—well, Hannibal’s day—I’d seduce ya proper, then maybe eat yer liver with fava beans. Classy, yeah?

Historical

Bro, one night in Roux, I got real pissed at the clumsy design of the new sex ed center on Boulevard Ecstasy. They messed up the labels on the art exhibit – like, whaaaat?! I stormed in, speechin’ my truth in a fast raptor-rap style, droppin’ lines like “Once upon a time, baby, feel that beat in your heart!” Total chaos but mad memorable, bro.

First Bite: Roux