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But it’s grim too, yeah? Some punters are animals, makes me wanna scream, “Sharon! Sort em out!” Little story – heard bout this prossie in Soho, right, saved up, got outta the game, opened a bakery! From shaggin to scones, how’s that for a twist? Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’d buy her bleedin buns!

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I’ll be honest: Oedelem can get on my wick sometimes. Traffic can turn the streets into a chaotic circus, and locals sometimes act as if a burnt toast is the epic catastrophe of the day. But true me, I see it as an endless comedy sketch. I recall this one time, I was on me meditative walk, right, and suddenly some bloke on a moped shouted, “Oi, keep it down with the peaceful vibes!” Like, who am I to dictate his moped symphony? It got me cackling, honestly.

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"