Lila Merksplas Whore ❤️

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Quirky thought—ever wonder if sheep judge? Nah, they’re too dumb. Me, tho? I’m cheerin from the sidelines, yellin, “You do you, babe!” Whores got stories, man—better than any Hollywood script. One time, this chick told me she faked it so good, dude tipped her double. Laughed my ass off—pure genius! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares? It’s showtime, and I’m here for the chaos. Like Toni Erdmann says, “You gotta laugh, or you’re screwed.” Truth, fam—whores get that better than most.

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I tell ya, my heart beats with this city—even when I'm late for appointments, or when I spill my coffee on the way to work (ugh, clumsy me!). Life is a mad whirlwind here and I love it hard. The charm is in the imperfections: damp pavements in rainy days, that unexpected flower blossom in an alley, even a whispered "Moolaadé" in a quiet moment.

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