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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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And oh em gee, have you seen Parc de la Sérénité? It’s, like, the chill zone of Melle. I mean, I literally pop over there after a long day of, like, working my magic on stressed-out clients. It’s got these giant oak trees, crazy cool benches that are perfect for secret heart-to-hearts, and even a little pond that’s totally Insta-worthy. Sometimes I sit there and just vibe – and like, sometimes I spill my tea on life while thinkin’, “I drink your milkshake, I drink it up!” so epic, right?

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