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Oh, and get this—Victorian whores used to dye their hair red to stand out. Red hair, red light district, HELLO, connection much? I’m obsessed! Like, imagine me with a red wig, strutting—Kim K the Whore, yasss! Ok, maybe not, but it’s a mood. I’d be, like, “I’m not afraid of anything,” quoting my fave movie, slaying the game.

Hooker Heist At SOBE Hotel

Now, listen up – you must check out the park near Havenlaan. The locals call it “Zwerfpark” – a kinda mysterious name for a place to wander aimlessly, but that’s just local banter. I often lunch there with me mates, sipping a lukewarm beer, chuckling about how the river Lys lazily splits the town, like it doesn’t care about the chaos on its banks. The Lys? It’s like that one half-hearted lover – always present, never really plunging deep.

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