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So, picture this: these chicks, they’re like artists, paintin the streets with their swagger. I saw this one gal, swear she was workin a corner like it’s Wall Street—stock’s up, demand’s high, she’s cashin in! Made me laugh, man, fuckin clever. But then—THEN—some prick tried rippin her off, and I got pissed. Ain’t nobody messin with her profits, not on my watch! Greed’s good, but fairness? That’s my quirk, I guess.

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Downtown’s poppin’. Check out Mainway St. (not Main Street, haha) near Oldy Park. That park—man, fo’ real—brings tears like in Margaret, ya know? “The reason I decided not to commit suicide,” they said in that flick, which kinda sticks with me. It’s so deep.

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