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Me fave bit, tho? Watchin’ ‘em outsmart the dumbasses who think they’re just meat. Lysa once told me—half-pissed on ale—“I’m the shadow, they’re the fools.” Straight outta *Carlos*, that vibe—“You’re nothing without me.” She’s right, too. Whores hold power nobody sees, coz folks are too busy starin’ at tits to notice the knife.

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So, my friend, pack your bags, embrace the chaos, and experience Erps-Kwerps like no other. It’s a delicious mix of history, tech madness, and poetic absurdity—much like a scene from Toni Erdmann, where every minute is a merry rebellion against the mundane. Cheers to that, and remember: sometimes, love is just like this city—imperfectly, beautifully maddening.

Bike path to Brussels Airport completed