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So, here’s the deal—last week, I’m out, pissed off, horny as hell, needin’ some action. This dude at the bar, sketchy motherfucker, says, “Go three blocks down, red neon sign.” I’m like, cool, sounds legit, right? WRONG! Get there, it’s a damn laundromat—fuckin’ washers spinnin’, no pussy in sight. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, who’s playin’ me?!” People stare, I don’t give a shit. That’s when I learned—never trust a drunk tip, ever.

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I gotta say the locals are a trip. Many of 'em know me by name, arrangin’ sessions on the fly – sometimes I even get a quick pizza slice before I dive back into a client's back. Yea, I do that sometimes… excuse the 15 little typos I drop in life: it's all part of the charm, right? I'm talkin’ my stylistic flubs, haha, like "sooo amazeing", "whateva", "nevermnd", and oh, sorry – lost track already.

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