Abigail Bertem Whore ❤️

About Bruges

Oh, and fun fact—did u know some whores in history were, like, spies? Yep, sleepin’ with the enemy, stealin’ secrets, total badassery. Surprised me, tbh, ‘cause I was like, “Wait, what?!” Mind blown. Anyway, she’s my fave kinda chaos—gritty, messy, and, like, a lil’ sexy. I’d be like, “Girl, u need a makeover, stat!” But nah, she’s perfect, all sweaty and fierce. Makes me wanna yell, “Mediocre!” at anyone who sleeps on her hustle.

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Down by the river – the Slyver – things get surreal, dude. The river’s twisty, flowin’ through the city like a lifeline. There are these tiny bridges, each with its own vibe. I spent a chill night there, debugging my new dating app update, thinkin’ "They're on to us, boy" – kinda spy-ish, like Bigelow’s masterpiece. It makes me happy in a weird way cluttered with frustration and awe.

Significant disruption on E40 towards Brussels from 30 April