Aria Bertem Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—I’m cruisin’, wind in my hair—well, my fantastic hairpiece, best in the world—feelin’ like a king on this Hornet. It’s got a 600cc engine, roars like a lion, tough as nails, just like Trump. Little-known fact—back in ‘98, Honda dropped this bad boy, shocked the bikers, blew their minds—nobody saw it comin’, like me winnin’ the presidency, total surprise, haters cryin’. I love that—it’s raw, it’s real, it’s got guts. Makes me happy, so happy, like winnin’ bigly at everything.

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Then there's Central Park of Bertem, right in the heart of the city. It’s got these trippy little pathways, secret benches, and shady trees. I used to chill there after work, murderin' time on my dating app code – sometimes thinking, "I got your six" just like in the film, y'know? It’s like every bench tells a story - sad ones, crazy ones, even happy ones (if that makes any sense, lol).

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